Thursday, March 31, 2011

Lisa

(I'll type down what it says in each image because some of the writing is very light and I may have to resize the images. NOTE: These images may not be in order.)



This is Lisa. She is my friend. My mom and dad can't see her so they said she is an imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend.



Today I tried to plant a flower in the yard. I tried to plant it by the sandbox but Lisa said that's where her daddy is sleeping so I planted it in a cup of dirt.



Lisa is at school with me today. I brought her for show and tell but Ms. Monroe got angry because she can't see Lisa. Lisa got sad so she hid the chalkboard eraser.



Today Jonathin Parker stole my pencil sack. Mrs. Digman couldn't find it so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too but Mrs. Digman couldn't see her but she said she believes that Lisa is real.



I miss Lisa. Daddy is really busy at work. He didn't come home at the weekend. Mom is angry at him. I'm going to write a letter for Lisa.



Dear Lisa, I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my dad was mean. You are my best friend.

31 comments:

  1. There's one missing from this, when the dad yells at her, and where Lisa hides for awhile. I've got them in my /x/ folder.

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  2. I've got to say, it didn't creep me out as much as touch me.

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    1. you might have missed the part where the 2 "sleeping" people (daddy and mrs. whomever) were exactly those who called lisa stupid...

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    2. hello everyone my name is celina and i am 15 ...young yes...but recently i had a conversation with my mother and she told me i had a imagenary friend named my lisa whom went everywhere with me and i shared most of my stuff with as i grew older i no longer saw my lisa except at nights id see a girl standing at my bedroom door watching me sleep.when i no longer seen the girl at my door or talked to my lisa my moms friend had a baby girl who turned one and started talking to her fiend my lisa.....is that a coinsedince or can she realy be a lost little girl???

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    3. Maybe Lisa just moved on cuz she knew you can't see her anymore so she seeks company from kids who still can see her

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  3. Anon 1: Can you send me the missing image? The /x/ thread I got this from didn't have any more images.

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  4. I had an imaginary friend named Lisa!

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  5. The drawings are still too well-done to belong to a young girl that would write that way.

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    1. Not unless the child was exceptionally gifted at art. I mean for a four year old.

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    2. My four year old daughter has amazing artistic skills. It astounds me how well she draws. In fact I think these drawings are very appropriate for the writing style. (I am also a school teacher so have had a lot to compare it to).

      Does this mean I believe it is real? No... Not really

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    3. This isn't very creepy my (imaginary) friend as my mommy would say is named lisa

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  6. WTH is so scary about this?! Only the drawing of Lisa? Oh c'mon

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  7. (Same guy as above) (May 10)Although I think its stupid,why does the paper get more red when going down?

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  8. (Same guy as above)And some very light pictures behind it? Weird. A bit scary though

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  9. Apparently someone's stacked the drawings one behind the other.

    And it may be because they're using paper that gets more pink as time goes on.

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  10. I wish I had a bloody ghost friend.

    He/she would probably stand over my bed and make me piss myself when I woke up.

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  11. It's missing several pages. The full version is over here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Pink_Backpack

    I think the scary part is that Lisa appears to kill off anyone who's mean to the girl, and tells her that they're only asleep.

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  12. You know, i could never have an imaginary friend, i just never believed they were there, even before i learned about science and physics

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  13. i wish they would've elaborated on the part about "where her daddy was sleeping", like dug up his body or something, but overall good story

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    1. Good point. Like, before Lisa was this a normal happy family? Why would they have a dead guy buried in their sandbox? And how would you not notice a dead dude in a sandbox? Those things are really shallow.

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    2. The dead guy is buried next to/under the sandbox, not in it.

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  15. You guys know that this is just a story created by OccularFracture right? http://ocularfracture.tumblr.com/post/11594611724/holy-shit-i-made-this-who-put-it-up-have http://ocularfracture.deviantart.com/art/The-story-of-Lisa-Pg1-193140959

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  16. http://joyreactor.com/post/530050

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  17. so the ones that hurt lisa. she killed them 0.0

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  18. creepy just plain old creepy

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  19. its so creepy I think if I saw ...Lisa...I would pee my pants then have a heart attack

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  20. Idk. I drew like that when i was a kid. Looks real to me. and its friggin' creepy.

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